I thougth this hilarious so I copied it from my friends blog for all you computer people.


Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in

overall system performance -- particularly in the flower and jewelery applications, which

operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other

valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed

undesirable programs such as AFL 5.0, The Ashes 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.Conversation 8.0 no

longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to

fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?


Signed, Desperate
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Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an

Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to

download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as

designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers

3.5.But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to

Grumpy Silence 2.5, or Video game Hour 7.0 . Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law

1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system

resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported

applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it

does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying

additional software to improve memory and performance.




We recommend Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.